Ricotta Park

"...quick as a flick of her tongue."

(via Waxin' and Milkin')

My friend Speck asked, "where have guys like this gone?" I dunno. I suspect they either a) founded Urban Outfitters or b) wound up in the Clinton administration.

Yrs truly has a birthday coming up next week. Let's just say I wouldn't be disappointed if a short-sleeve, natural (???)-colored Big Zip showed up at the Ricotta Park HQ.

Massive Jam: Spoked Edition

Come celebrate Bike*****fester (I'm a conscientious objector) at BG tonight. Gonna be a wicket yooge pahty, kid!

From the man hisself:

So I have decided to throw (or if you are from new jares) trow my own birthday jam. Its BIKEVEMBERFEST! Come by bike and there is no cover. Come by car and say you came by bike and there is no cover! We will be passing the hat because nobody around here gets paid anyway and our insurance renewal is up at the BBB. So support your local bike co-op, recycle and waxy fabric bag shop, and record store. And enjoy $2 orange parks and $2 millerburgs and some other hourly shot speshes. THATS RIGHT SON!

Oh yeah. Starts at happy hourish. But then the entertainment starts when people start carrying heavy things toward the stage and asking people to move. FUN!

One last thing. If you have a blog, please feel free to cut and paste all this on there, because its just some kids trying to pay for their insurance. And an adult trying to dj. Old records. Like you read about.

I'm not gonna gush, but this is going to be a swell time that benefits swell things put on by super swell folks. SRSLY.